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Dutch actress's breasts confound doubters

X-ray proof of authenticity

Verbaan's mams: not an implant in sightDutch actress Georgina Verbaan has confounded those critics who doubted the authenticity of her mams by publishing impressive x-ray profiles of the suspect assets on her website - as promised last week.

The results are conclusive proof that the 25-year-old did not surgically enhance her jubs in advance of a €200,000 photo shoot for the December issue of Dutch Playboy. This unkind suggestion immediately provoked a "Boobgate" scandal which has gripped the Netherlands as firmly as Governor Schwarzenegger's clammy mitts on a hapless female's posterior.

Verbaan admitted that her flesh melons had indeed auto-augmented a cup size or two since her days as a bright-eyed 16-year-old in Dutch soap Good Times Bad Times, but put this down to natural engorgement coupled to the effects of oral contraception. We hope that the x-ray evidence will put an end to the matter and allow the poor girl to get back to developing her promising acting career. ®

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