The Register®

Biting the hand that feeds IT

Councils to publish phone mast emission data

Beams are going to find me

Vodafone has sought to quash UK luddites' fears that mobile phone masts are turning their brains into something resembling a partially set trifle.

The cellco is working with seven local councils to install monitors which will keep track of the emissions from Vodafone base stations. The data will be published to publicly accessible websites provided by the councils.

Vodafone reckons the scheme will show that its base stations are well within international guidelines, “and local residents will be reassured that their health is not at risk.”

Despite being solar powered, the monitors’ll be scanning the airwaves 24 hours a day.

The units will also measure electromagnetic fields from other sources, such as radio and TV. If nothing else, citizens can be reassured that mobile data is just one of a number of beams that have turned modern Britain into one gigantic microwave oven.

The seven councils are: City and County of Swansea; Oxford; Cambridge; Portsmouth; Stroud; Hinkley and Bosworth; and Wycombe.

As for the rest of you, we recommend wrapping your head in foil and basting yourself every 20 minutes.®

Free whitepaper: Comparing Data Center Batteries, Flywheels, and Ultracapacitors

Don’t Miss

Warning: roadworksNetbooks and Mini-Laptops

Buyer's Guide They're little and we love 'em. But which ones are best?

How the fate of the US economy rests on a Dell workstation

Quick, someone send Bernanke a supercomputer

Hard DriveHow many terabytes can you fit on a 2.5-inch hard drive?

Fun with areal densities

Flag ChinaChina's nonstop music machine

Exclusive Baidu versus business