Penis-pump driver crashes into bus
Print story'Auto-sex' Slovak pile-up
Posted in Music and Media, 12th September 2006 13:57 GMT
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A Slovak driver who ignored a give way sign and crashed into a bus was subsequently extracted from his car unconscious, half naked, and "with a vacuum pump on his penis", Channel 4 reports.
The unnamed 42-year-old was driving his old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice when the accident occurred. Police officer Peter Polak told Reuters: "It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving: it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it [the pump] was placed on his penis."
Unsurprisingly, Polak added: "I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues."
The man was taken to hospital with "head injuries", the report concludes. ®
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