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Kansas temperatures hit all-time low

A chilly -5572 Celsius

Thanks very much to reader Jon Fisher who sent us the following screengrab relating to the weather in his home town of Manhattan, Kansas. Locals should be certain to wrap up warm before venturing from the house:

Chilly weather in Kansas

Chillingly, this forecast by AccuWeather.com classifies -5572°C as "Moderate" on its Cold Index, leading us to suspect that a really cold snap may be imminent. Considers yourselves warned. ®

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