All good ideas, but what is with the wikipedia links? Admitidly the pages contain more relevant and factual infomation than most wikipedia pages, but why?

Are The Register outsourcing to Smash Hits writers now?

...such as:

Barren Yet Piss

Betrayers Nips

Bare Entry Piss

Bugger off! Leave Lester alone.

Actually, I think he may revel in the "where's the IT angle" posts so keep 'em coming!

Everyone here seems really obsessed with that muff shot from way way back. Do the ladies in blighty not um shave completely because for better or worse it's pretty common here in the states.

The whole no undies thing is fairly status quo too...

No, they're bald here too...

...and we can spell 'lemon'.