given the content of the article (well done, BTW), must Mr. Page get his OWN coat?

I think you managed to hit every single sperm based reference in this story, brilliant.

Given that declines in fish fertility have been traced to the pseudo-oestrogens in modern plastics it is a little ironic that we'll soon be using their sperm in new plastics. What are possible effects of disposing of worn-out cream-screens?

Imagine a power surge like from Monsters Inc. when the new Playboy issues are released; or at least a slight power increase one week out of the month.

A Veritable PerlyGatesPython Beta Classic, Lewis/El Reg.

Wanna Lead We'll Follow?

Which is a Quantum BetaTest for British IntelAIgents too....... Special Forces of CyberIntelAIgents and their Earthbound Control Facilities.

Given the number of bad jokes and puns in that article... Why are you only sorry for the last one?

No mention if the air force is providing all the seed capitol or not.

They're going to be making money hand-over-fist...

Thanks! I stand erect to your writing, Sir!

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Well done, sir!

Two tired out salmon pause in a pool halfway up the waterfalls, and one says to the other; "Why don't we just stop here and have a wank?"

The wax jacket, thanks, it's Autumn y'know..

Who knows what sort of off-shoot projects will come from this?

come come, now...

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Cue new industry for teenage boys. Popularity of paper routes plummets

... the salmon will have something do to after they've caught their flies.

sorry.

A fantastic new word to add to the English lexicon. Congrats to its originator

I have restrained myself for a number of days, but I cannot anymore!

Surely it would be better to use whale sperm? I sure it would go a whole lot further.

I wonder how long delivery is ;)

*Gets jacket and breifly walks out before re entering to start again*

I wonder how fast arrival is?

*Get jacket and stays out*