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So it's like emptying a Dyson cylinder then 

Posted Thursday 22nd November 2007 12:34 GMT

Go

The dust storm from that seems to take about 30 million years to settle.

As a christian... 

Posted Thursday 22nd November 2007 12:45 GMT

Boffin

... I would, of course, love to jump on this as proof that God exists, that the world is designed for us speshul people and that everyone should get down on their knees and beg, BEG for forgiveness for ever doubting that.

However...

It strikes me that these scientists are making rather firm pronunciations with very little evidence to back it up. So far we've only observed one planetary system with such a planet-moon configuration of the type they're pronouncing on: this one. Ours. Consequently they're working with a very limited set of data and that will inevitably prevent them from forming a rational theory. Basing a theory on a single data point and a few simulations is not science. It's not even a joke.

Goldilocks 

Posted Thursday 22nd November 2007 13:12 GMT

Alien

if you think about it there are a number of things that make this planet "just right" to have life emerge on it, like the large amount of Iron which as well acting as a shield against rays, helped the ocean release oxygen into the atmosphere. And the unusually large moon acted a giant mixing spoon in the primordial soup.

But that's why we live here on Earth and not on Gamma Hydra 12,400 light years away.

But if it was a Dyson Sphere... 

Posted Thursday 22nd November 2007 13:17 GMT

Joke

... you wouldn't be able to see the stars.

Dyson cylinder? 

Posted Thursday 22nd November 2007 13:31 GMT

Coat

Is that anything like a Dyson sphere?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_sphere

I agree with the christian... 

Posted Thursday 22nd November 2007 14:16 GMT

Alien

Twenty years ago, Mars was a dry dead planet - never had water - nope - absolutely not.

And now the same scientists are falling over themselves to proclaim their own personal evidence of locations for more water on Mars.

In all things, the truth is somewhere in the middle and understanding God's ineffable plan from slim data points smacks of religious zealotry, no matter which side you approach it from.

Science Fiction becomes Science Fact? 

Posted Thursday 22nd November 2007 14:17 GMT

Thumb Up

Isaac Asimov made a central theme to his Foundation series the unique nature of Earth's single, large satellite. Roughly, the theory in the books put forward that radioactive deposits in Earth's crust combined with the Moon's affect on the oceans did speed up the evolution process to a greater extent than the rest of the known universe...

Oh noes! I shall shurely burn in hell now ;)

To the God-botherer ... 

Posted Thursday 22nd November 2007 14:27 GMT

Anthropic principle?

bollocks 

Posted Thursday 22nd November 2007 14:58 GMT

That is pure speculation, not backed by evidence. 20 yrs ago a lot of astronomers were arguing about whether planets were not extremely rare... now we know gas giants are pretty common. We know almost nothing about distribution of earth-size rocky worlds, much less moon-size worlds, however.

If two scientists speculated aloud that the moon really is green cheese, just covered in a layer of grey dust, would that be reported as news?

@Anthropic principle? 

Posted Thursday 22nd November 2007 15:11 GMT

Boffin

Not enough data.

Never enough data. :)

@Chris Miller 

Posted Thursday 22nd November 2007 16:25 GMT

He meant the actual cylinder of a "Dyson" vacuum cleaner.

Apart from that I agree...a ring is far more pretty, you don't have to worry about artificial gravity and you can see the stars. (Larry FTW ;-)

Moon broke off from earth? 

Posted Sunday 25th November 2007 20:06 GMT

Like most things to do with space, there is no proof that the moon broke off the earth. This is a hypothesis that currently has some popularity. There are other hypotheses too, including the "capture" hypothesis where the moon was formed independently and was captured when it came close to the earth.

Give it another 20 years and likely other hypotheses will emerge or a different one will become fashionable.

Yes, I did mean the actual cylinder of a non-spherical Dyson 

Posted Sunday 25th November 2007 21:53 GMT

Stop

Sorry for the confusion my wee joke-ette raised.

I was just referring to that moment when you have to empty your bagless Dyson into your bin and you start realising that this bagless technology is all very well, but if there's even the faintest breeze then all the microscopic dust and house mites that the Dyson has so efficiently collected are about to be instantly transferred to you.

Sort of like the way planets (and moons) form in space.

So maybe "God" is just a huge celestial being and the solar system is his wheelie bin and the reason we haven't seen him for a while is that he's still trying to get all that crap out of his jumper.

And we are therefore made of fluff.

Blimey, there's a lot to this science stuff isn't there? I think I'll go for a lie down now.

@Steve Charlton 

Posted Monday 26th November 2007 13:07 GMT

Coat

You should be able to the star in the middle :o)

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