That headline has been stuck away in a cupboard for years, just waiting, hasn't it?

That team of an infinite number of monkeys working at an infinite number of typewriters in the room marked 'headline generation' (it's a big room, obviously) do come up with some corkers!

As per Reg Club rules, I shall now attempt to locate my coat.

a Raike's Progress?

Thanks, they're over there.

I'll be here all night.

Don't force me to laugh this early in the morning!

..or should we put a braike on all this punnery for goodness saike

when he gets his retirement pay off, he'll be Raikeing it in.

Coat, door, I'm gone

...you'd have loved to say he was placed on garden leave.

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_leave)

Will he taike a braike?

The one with the garden tools catalogue, merci!

If Microsoft has no gates, how's Raikes going to get out?