Skip to content

Biting the hand that feeds IT

The Register ®

Software:


Related Whitepapers

Comments on ‘Web pioneer hits critics with Lisp gauntlet’

Higher-level challenge

Published Thursday 7th February 2008 18:46 GMT

« Back to article page

Web Pioneers 

By Don Mitchell
Posted Thursday 7th February 2008 19:42 GMT

LOL. There are sure a lot of "web pioneers" these days. I guess it's slightly better than "inventor of the internet".

LISP was an interesting piece of computer science, based on lambda calculus. Well based incorrectly until dynamic scoping was fixed, but that's an important cautionary lesson in computer science.

I was a fan of the language at one time (I wrote a fast interpreter for the VAX) but I would never recommend it anymore today. For serious programming projects, it just has too many notorious maintainabilty and readability problems.

LISP lost a lot of credibility in the 1980s when a very expensive VLSI design project was undertaken at a major research consortium in Texas. One of our department heads in Bell Labs research left to join them, but the project caved in and failed. The word spread that LISP was blamed for creating an unmanagable software engineering problem.

(lambda (+ Y (list A W) (N))) 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Thursday 7th February 2008 19:43 GMT
Coat

I expect it will become every bit as popular as Lisp 1.

LISP is for weenies... 

By JeffyPooh
Posted Thursday 7th February 2008 19:56 GMT

Real men program in LOGO. Remember 'Turtle Graphics'? Ah... the good old days.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logo_(programming_language)

LOL

Forth? 

By Charles Manning
Posted Thursday 7th February 2008 20:51 GMT

Forth is the ultimate extensible language where you can modify the actual language syntax itself on the fly. I'm sure that with the appropriate massaging Forth could be made far tighter than Lisp or a Lisp derrivative.

For the strange 

By BeachBoy
Posted Thursday 7th February 2008 21:13 GMT
Happy

I remember learning LISP at University in the 80's, in those days LISP used to stand for Lots of Indecipherable Silly Parenthesises and created un-maintainable code even by those bad old days standards, that only the very seriously strange could understand (or seriously drunk but thats another student programming story ..........)

STILL a fan... 

By Geoffrey Summerhayes
Posted Thursday 7th February 2008 21:49 GMT
Unhappy

*Hmmph* Yet Another Language War. Programmers are religious fanatics when it comes to language selection.

What was that old chestnut? Oh yeah, "When C is your hammer, every problem looks like a thumb."

I use Common Lisp for most of my prototyping and proof-of-concept code regardless of what the final code is written in. It's a large language that supports most programming styles: functional, object oriented, etc. With a REPL, it's fairly quick to develop and debug with and being able to edit and compile individual functions on the fly while the code is running avoids a lot of the edit-save-compile-link-run that comes with other languages.

And no, I have no problem reading Lisp. Like any other bloody computer language it's just a matter of practice. Forth is more usually the one mislabeled 'write-only'.

The only problem maintainability-wise is finding Lisp programmers in a world of VB script kiddies.

Arc is more of a concept language right now, like the cars of the future you only see at conventions. It may go somewhere, who knows? It just seems to be lacking a lot right now...

Re: LISP is for weenies... 

By DrXym
Posted Thursday 7th February 2008 22:23 GMT

@JeffyPooh, real mean program in Brainfuck - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck

im in ur lisp machine collecting ur garbage 

By Geoff
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 00:47 GMT

So LISP is the language of the future, just like it was in the '60s... and the '70s... and the '80s. Perhaps with the age of multiprocessing its time is actually coming.

re: Forth 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 01:38 GMT
Go

Forth! I haven't heard that mentioned in a long, long time. Still miss it. Long live Builds...Does!

Meh 

By Jach
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 02:10 GMT
Thumb Down

I'll stick with raw PHP. I like Scheme and all, but I can't see using a dialect of Lisp for the web.

LISP 

By Anony Mous
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 08:51 GMT
Jobs Horns

Who says that LISP is a bad language?)))))))))))))))))))))))))

: KEY ( -c) 32 WORD 1+ C@ ; 

By Mike Bell
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 09:44 GMT
Alert

Brrrrrr! It's a long long time since I developed embedded systems in FORTH.

And long may that remain so!

A more interesting challenge 

By Nat Pryce
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 09:57 GMT

To make it more interesting, run the app on two web servers, pull the plug of the web server the user is interacting with before they click the "click here" link, and show the same result.

@ LISP is for weenies 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 10:47 GMT
Boffin

Of course you know that LOGO is a dialect of LISP ... :)

All you "real programmers" 

By Tim
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 11:25 GMT

Balls to the lot of you. You are all wimps, with your brainfuck and Logo.

Real programmers use Intercal, and you can be damned sure they're polite about it.

DON'T GIVE UP

@beachboy 

By Francis Fish
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:51 GMT
Happy

Nearly all students write unmaintainable code - it's only when you've had to fix someone else's and felt the pain you realise what you need to do - before then it's just an abstract problem.

I've read his Ansi Lisp book, and you can get his other Lisp book - which is full of really good stuff - on-line. I like PG's stuff, he knows what he's talking about.

I make my living using Rails these days and a lot of the ideas are in Ruby (& Python) so I do wonder if there's any room in all honesty. But compared with Java I'd use almost anything else - the pain !!! arrrrggh !!! XML files full of incoherent crap !!!! Struts !!! (shudder)

Xkcd 

By Morten Juhl-Johansen Zölde-Fejér
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 14:52 GMT
Thumb Up

http://xkcd.com/378/

So LISP is the language of the future 

By J
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 17:42 GMT
Joke

And usually the things of the future stay like that forever... Like in "Brazil is the country of the future, and always will be".

Evolution is the problem... 

By Keith Doyle
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 19:42 GMT
Thumb Down

The problem with ALL computer languages is developers just can't resist "enhancing" the language until the "improvements" raise the complexity past the sweet spot. With a computer language, often "less is more" but language syntax never gets refactored even as programs do. Perl for example, was a great language several revisions ago, but has now been horribly tainted by the "kitchen sink" mentality. The greatest advantage in a computer language is in the simplicity of its paradigm, but no computer language can sustain that simplicity for very long. And at another extreme, attempts to reduce to "bare essentials" invariably end up with something so rudimentary that it needs megabytes of library routines to become useful.

It's the nature of the beast, as technology is on the march and presents new challenges that so far, no programming paradigm has been able to forsee. Lisp and Forth were near-perfect at a time when the OS was crude or nonexistent, APL when baud rates were 300 or less, and C when good performance was based on knowledge of the resultant machine code generated by the compiler. But times have changed, and while attempts have been made to adapt languages with the times, the results have not been pretty...

Age of Hardware 

By Jay Zelos
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 23:05 GMT
Thumb Up

"...edit-save-compile-link-run..." or F6 as some of us know it by...

J

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

Has anyone mentioned APL yet? 

By JeffyPooh
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 23:28 GMT
Happy

I took a (whirlwind tour of many) 'Programming Languages' course at university back around 1980 or so. At the same time I had a TRS-80 CoCo with several languages such as Basic, Logo, and Forth. This commentary is bringing back some good memories.

DrXym: Thanks for the link to BF, never heard of THAT one. LOL.

Oh God 

By Greg Fleming
Posted Sunday 10th February 2008 11:32 GMT
IT Angle

Not another round of stupid, uninformed language wars.

As any competent programmer or systems analyst will tell you the clever bit is writing the algorithm -- once that's set in stone the actual language that it gets implemented with is irrelevant.

This has never been more true than today, where a loop in C++ is no longer any faster than a loop in VB or C# or LISP or anything else (apart from perhaps some forms of Assembler). Since all executable files are decompiled as they run into machine instructions and since all the software most people will ever be writing in their career will be aimed at WinDoze, UNIX or OSX it matters not a jot as long as they know what they're doing (sadly an assumption we can no longer take at face value).

“Mission critical” stuff (whatever way you care to define that) is never (or at least seldom) written in mainstream languages with mainstream constructs anyhow.

And with the overweaning insistence on the use of .net these days the chosen language really is totally irrelevant. The end result is an executable that will be as equally good or bad regardless of the language used to implement it.

Forth still has modern day derivatives -- PostScript is a descendent of Forth and is embedded in every PostScript printer.

LISP is still used by its adherents but most know that what they do could be done equally if not better using something else. The reason that there is no universal programming language is laziness. Most people know what they like and stick to it.

Coals to Newcastle....?!:-) 

By amanfromMars
Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 08:10 GMT
Alien

"As any competent programmer or systems analyst will tell you the clever bit is writing the algorithm -- once that's set in stone the actual language that it gets implemented with is irrelevant" ...

And that clever bit will not need to be written down, Greg, especially whenever "Mission Critical"?

I agree with your post.although I would say that there is a universal programming language but it is stealthy, which some might say would be to stay healthy but it is really only looking for the right form of simple words easily transcribed into any language/embedded into every brain/supersubconsciously.

Work in AI Progress, Greg, at least IT is in Magical Mystery Turing Fields.

whitepaper title

The Register Guides : The status of iSCSI

Now that the hype's abated, have companies backing iSCSI have run out of energy and patience, or is the technology becoming commonplace and accepted?.
whitepaper title

How IT Management Can "Green" the Data Center

This Gartner research provides managers with an outline of the trends affecting datacenters and offers strategies with which to address these changes..

The MSDN Developer Zone

Top 20 storiesAll The Week’s HeadlinesArchiveSearch