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Odds and Sods

Battlestar Galactica prequel shuns space, spaceships

Kinder, gentler Cylons

Odds and Sods 2 Dec 22:20

M42 closed by marshmallows and beer

Delays expected, drinks all round

Bootnotes 28 Nov 15:12

BBC relives The Day of The Triffids

New two-part adaptation of Wyndham classic

Entertainment 28 Nov 13:44

Boss frogmarches bound employee to cop shop

With 'thief' sign round his neck

Bootnotes 28 Nov 12:35

Brits decline to 'think outside the box'

Don't want to 'touch base', either

Bootnotes 28 Nov 11:58

Satanic net neologisms - nominations invited

What's the most hideous bastard spawn of cyberspace?

Bootnotes 27 Nov 14:16

Oz bill-dodgers nailed on Facebook

Restaurant owner turns net sleuth

Bootnotes 27 Nov 12:56

Honeywell's Kitchen Computer remembered

This Old Box, Holiday Edition The $62,550 machine no one bought

Odds and Sods 27 Nov 04:52

US gun lobby blogs Thanksgiving gun 'facts'

Shoot now, chow later

Odds and Sods 27 Nov 02:23

ASA slaps beer-punting ladyboy

Watchdog growls at Tiger Beer advert

Bootnotes 26 Nov 15:47

MySociety puts e-democracy up for sale

Political accountability on the block

Bootnotes 26 Nov 13:20

Peaches Geldof - she's back!

Discordant lounge jazz in Brooklyn thrift stores

Bootnotes 26 Nov 13:06

Luke Skywalker's lightsabre goes on sale

But no match for a good blaster...

Reg Hardware 26 Nov 11:26

US prosthetic todger pair plead guilty to conspiracy

NSFW Drug test-busting Whizzinator seriously taking the p*ss

Bootnotes 25 Nov 15:56

A sex show of truly Olympian proportions?

NSFW El Reg does Erotica 2008

Bootnotes 25 Nov 12:37

Net pedants dismantle Quantum of Solace

Bolivian number plate experts move in for the kill

Entertainment 24 Nov 14:34

US couple sue over McNudes

You can be the bun, and I can be the burger, girl

Bootnotes 24 Nov 11:32

Brand new Star Trek prequel pics and trailer

What on Praxis were Paramount thinking

Entertainment 21 Nov 19:52

Reuters yanks reporter from Sadville

Last one to leave, turn off the flying penis

Bootnotes 21 Nov 15:35

IT Crowd: spot Reg gear

Third series starts tonight

Entertainment 21 Nov 13:27

Vote now for your top net neologism

Reader poll Asshats, f*cktards and lusers - your time has come

Bootnotes 21 Nov 12:33

BOFH: The unwanted software compo

Episode 38 Anything for booze

BOFH 21 Nov 11:52

HP breaks Japanese excessive packaging record

Still destroying the planet, one big box at a time

Bootnotes 21 Nov 09:58

eHarmony settles over same-sex dating

All's fair in love and court

Bootnotes 20 Nov 20:12

The Pope predicted economic Armageddon back in 1985

Italian pol says sub prime collapse all in the good loan book...

Bootnotes 20 Nov 12:42

Beeb reprieves Xmas Top of the Pops

'Oh I wish it could be Christmas..' etc, etc

Entertainment 20 Nov 11:25

Oz driver pulled with todger in pasta sauce jar

Continued to crack one off 'while resisting arrest'

Bootnotes 19 Nov 13:29

German bawdy house offers free entry for life

Willing punters queue for promotional brothel tattoo

Bootnotes 19 Nov 12:08

Hitler had one ball: Official

Other not in Albert Hall, however

Bootnotes 19 Nov 11:19

Homework late? Blame Russian hackers

Teachers wise up to tech-based yarns

Bootnotes 19 Nov 10:07

Tron sequel already in production

Arguably the most long overdue sequel ever

Entertainment 18 Nov 17:45

Smut email hubby claims iPhone glitch

Lewd snap 'accidentally' attached

Bootnotes 18 Nov 11:56

Kim Kardashian in Miami beachslapping

Shift your arse, love, we're trying to work here

Bootnotes 18 Nov 11:04

Beeb gets its rocks off in Second Life

E-shag guide: First, buy enormous e-todger...

Bootnotes 17 Nov 16:12

El Reg seeks top net neologism

Pod slurping? Meh

Bootnotes 17 Nov 14:38

Chinese TV suspends footie coverage

Lads not giving 110% in the 'professional ethics' department

Bootnotes 17 Nov 13:49

China clamps down on miming musos

Ministry of culture pulls plug on lip-synch

Entertainment 17 Nov 11:21

Unhappy people watch more telly

Financial crisis? Stick the idiot's lantern on

Bootnotes 17 Nov 10:54

'Meh' makes Collins English Dictionary

Whatever

Bootnotes 17 Nov 09:54

India draws up own Google Earth plan

Space programme spin-off

Bootnotes 14 Nov 12:37

BOFH: The paperless cafeteria

Episode 37 A movement builds

BOFH 14 Nov 11:59

Texas cop tasers himself

Law enforcement fail caught on camera

Bootnotes 13 Nov 10:15

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