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Lib Dem stripogram councillor quits politics

Finally shafted by Devon two Inches

7 Nov 14:18

BBC has newsgasm over Obama's dog

Goldendoodle or pitbull? Hmmm...

7 Nov 12:00

Gadget Show competition spews text spam

At £1.50 a pop

7 Nov 11:36

MP calls for Jezza Clarkson's head

Strumpet gag a 'dismissible offence'

7 Nov 06:02

Palin didn't know Africa is a continent, McCain aides say

Needed work on North America too

6 Nov 18:38

Cream drummer may flash ginger nuts in court

Baker prepared to strip in £30k fraud case

6 Nov 16:34

Drunken Brummie hack resigns on YouTube

Two fingers to the Birmingham Mail at Florida Obama bash

6 Nov 12:32

Spanish cheesemaker launches ovine Lolitas initiative

Adopt-a-lamb webcam plan

6 Nov 12:05

9 hilarious election tweets worth remembering

Microblogging service explodes with Twittard wits

5 Nov 16:59

Gordo entertains a couple of lapdancers

We're not sex workers, pair tell Number 10

5 Nov 09:02

Donkeys refuse fodder as US election tension rises

USA '08 Dreaming of a better life under Obama

4 Nov 17:39

Jezza Clarkson cops flak for 'truckers murder strumpets' gag

Warning: No US election angle

4 Nov 13:05

Ledger zombie pizza promo pulled

Mmm, tasteful

4 Nov 12:21

The US election, live online from er... London

USA '08 Roll up for Operation Snark County

4 Nov 12:02

Drunken paedo commie exposed on internet

Chinese official sacked for restaurant escapade

3 Nov 15:14

York council gets sniffy with Street View

Could have asked for permission to film

3 Nov 15:02

Why no c*nt and paste for the iPhone?

It's just Jobs being awkward, suggests ZDnet

3 Nov 14:22

Sarah Palin gets righteously punk'd

USA '08 Nic Sarko calls to praise Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?

3 Nov 11:40

Daily Mail punts Georgina Baillie filth

NSFW Middle England cops an eyeful of...

31 Oct 15:56

Halloween pardon sought for accused witches, sorta

PR-hungry costumiers jump on broomstick bandwagon

31 Oct 15:38

Bumpkin's Brum — Roving Reg blogger hits the road

He wears skintight jeans and he’s off to Birmingham!!!

31 Oct 12:57

Sarah Palin's words get data mined

USA '08 Whoah, there's data here? Business analysis gets to work on VP transcripts

31 Oct 12:19

Sarkozy fails to stop sale in voodoo hoohah

French judge sticks it to pincushion prez

30 Oct 10:43

US Navy SEAL uniforms: Now with built-in tourniquets

In-pant drawstring arterial clamp threads hit TWAT

29 Oct 12:20

Spanish cities surrender to Street View

Google snoopmobile footage goes live

29 Oct 11:35

Peaches Geldof cops a severe shoeing

Readers nuke Nylon piece from orbit - repeatedly

28 Oct 15:14

Plymouth nurse punted panties on eBay

'Naughty knicks' fingered by NHS IT security team

28 Oct 12:05

Financial meltdown hits Hilton where it hurts

Clubs put the squeeze on Paris appearance fees

27 Oct 14:50

Forgotten what an egg looks like? We can help

Local paper spells it out

27 Oct 13:39

Gov cans 'national day' plans

Celebrate your Britishness at work, matey

27 Oct 12:26

BBC's TV detector vans to remain a state secret

I saw one being pulled by a unicorn

27 Oct 12:03

Oz pub dishes up really crap ice cream

'Oh my god, they've served us s***'

27 Oct 11:34

Virgin probes Facebook safety, chav claims

Staff slag off customers, planes

24 Oct 12:24

El Reg in Street View drive-by snooping

Orwellian spycar menaces Vulture Central

24 Oct 12:02

Fancy nipping for a quick two-thirds of a pint?

Does proposed new measure wet your whistle?

24 Oct 11:56

Speaking clock gets Disneyfied

Tinker Bell takes to the mic at BT's 123

24 Oct 10:32

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