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My jubs are real, wails Kim Kardashian

No runaway inflation here, fetching snap proves

8 Oct 09:39

Harvey Keitel to experience Life on Mars

US rehash hits the small screen

6 Oct 14:13

Postman Pat goes postal

Kids' classic gets high-octane makeover

1 Oct 11:53

Meat Loaf gets Q gong

Fat old man continues to flog dead Bat

30 Sep 10:59

David Blaine tw*tdangle ends in controversy

'I am totally unimpressed', huffs duped New Yorker

25 Sep 11:27

Godfather dons 'best ever film' mantle

Where did all the foreign films go?

25 Sep 08:49

Coming soon: Spider-Man - The Musical!

Peter Parker in eight-legged theatrical extravaganza

24 Sep 12:37

Amanda Donohoe rides into Emmerdale

Not like Lady Godiva, we sincerely hope

23 Sep 14:27

David Blaine does a Benito Mussolini

Hanging upside-down, albeit alive

23 Sep 13:10

Hammer Films has risen from the grave

First horror production in 30 years

22 Sep 14:19

Noel Edmonds defies BBC's jackbooted enforcers

Cancels TV licence - or does he?

19 Sep 11:45

Quantum theme debuts on Radio 1

Beeb website offers 40-second musical Bond teaser

18 Sep 12:07

Artemis Fowl scribe to pen sixth Hitchhiker's novel

Arthur Dent rises from the grave

17 Sep 09:49

Hundreds queue for Doctor Who Hamlet tickets

David Tennant proves popular London draw

12 Sep 15:47

Ray Winstone joins Mel Gibson at the Edge of Darkness

Bob De Niro walks over 'creative differences'

12 Sep 11:48

Hilton documentary reveals hidden side of Paris

'A cool chick, a smart girl, and hard-working'

11 Sep 12:24

Columbia set to resurrect Ghostbusters

Egon, your mucus - again

5 Sep 11:16

Coming soon: Facebook - The Movie!

West Wing creator to pen epic internet tale

28 Aug 10:24

BBC fixes BT Home Hub auto-vomit bug

Olympic delay for iPlayer tweak

28 Aug 09:59

Beeb to resurrect Reggie Perrin

Martin Clunes in frame for Rossiter role

26 Aug 11:10

US made to wait for Quantum of Solace

Next Bond outing pushed back a week

22 Aug 13:56

Winehouse jibe wins Fringe's funniest gag

'I can't believe Amy self-harms...'

22 Aug 11:22

Hacker unearths young Chinese gymnast scam

Underage and under the radar

21 Aug 12:51

BBC to 'reimagine' The Thirty-nine Steps

Xmas fodder for the Jason Bourne generation

21 Aug 11:19

YouTube pros cash in on deaths with fake vids

Taste.2.0

20 Aug 14:57

Wireless browsers shut out of the Olympics

We don't know where you are

20 Aug 14:31

Russell Crowe to play Bill Hicks?

Oz thespo working on draft script

19 Aug 14:00

The IT Crowd goes west

Will they know it's a comedy?

13 Aug 10:28

Kiwi cops hunt teenage serial burglar with head of Robbie Coltrane

'Cracker' thesp posterized

8 Aug 00:10

MPs lambast BBFC over Batman

Keith Vaz, IDS get knickers in a Knight knot

5 Aug 12:03

Depp for Dark Knight follow-up

Casting riddles kick off

4 Aug 09:45

Sumerians cracked world's oldest joke

'I'm not saying my mother in law's...'

1 Aug 07:02

Alicia Keys croons Bond theme

Duets with Jack White on Another Way to Die

30 Jul 09:52

China readies Blu-Ray competitor

People's techromancers revive HD-DVD

29 Jul 01:34

CGI furnishes filmstar with fur

Miller merkin made manifest in mockery of method

28 Jul 14:39

Doctor Who fans told to lay off Hamlet

Trekkies also unwelcome at Stratford stage door

24 Jul 17:03

Cannibal's legal objection hamstrings German horror film

Rights infringement leads to ban

24 Jul 07:02

Batman cuffed over alleged assault

Updated Christian Bale questioned following hotel incident

22 Jul 15:04

Grissom bows out of CSI

William Petersen hangs up his lab coat

16 Jul 13:06

BBC must reveal EastEnders costs

Right two and eight down Albert Square

9 Jul 14:24

Carla Bruni sings of deadly luuurv

Je t'aime, Sarko available free online

9 Jul 09:39

Hawkeye technology turns tennis into a cartoon

Reality hardware needed

8 Jul 22:46

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