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Earlier Rise of the Machines stories

Lizard Alliance targets Turkish PM

RoTM While Germans field test pig-gutting robot

19 Oct 2006, 10:18

Washing machine attacks Icelander

Reykjavík spin cycle of death

9 Oct 2006, 09:29

Phone box attacks man with broken bottle

Updated Telecoms terror, Manchester style

22 Sep 2006, 13:56

Cast iron robotip: France to win World Cup

Who wins? A toy decides

7 Jul 2006, 14:45

Men to lose battle with robots

Women will be fine, though

6 Jul 2006, 13:32

Volkswagen unleashes 150mph self-driving car

Lizard Alliance vehicle of death

4 Jul 2006, 12:11

Send in the clowns robots

RoboBiz Rising from the swamp of futility

1 Jul 2006, 01:16

Vacuum king calls for end to robotics hype

RoboBiz Time to move from suck to blow

23 Jun 2006, 22:33

The call for robotics standards is on

RoboBiz How to make the abnormal normal

22 Jun 2006, 01:41

Carnegie Mellon's robotics whiz oddly trapped in the past

RoboBiz Seeing Red

21 Jun 2006, 18:35

US Army pleads for help making robots safe

RoboBiz Tons of gear – few answers

21 Jun 2006, 16:14

Microsoft gives monopoly robotic legs

RoboBiz A Studio for the future

20 Jun 2006, 17:32

Police arrest satanic BMW victim

Lizard Alliance attempt to silence witness?

20 Jun 2006, 11:10

Iraq grunts mourn loss of robot comrade

'Scooby Doo saved my life', sobs heartbroken US soldier

25 May 2006, 10:50

Bendy bus attacks Leeds cake shop

Killer public transport alert

25 Apr 2006, 13:14

Captain Cyborg acquires Dalek capability

Kiddies menaced by Davrotic university prof

20 Apr 2006, 10:17

Man survives satanic BMW crash-and-burn

Accelerator jammed at 135mph

13 Mar 2006, 10:39

Second Freeview box signals alien invasion fleet

Sinister transmissions continue

15 Feb 2006, 13:59

Lizard Army fuses woman with black helicopter

neoLuddite Resistance Army at Defcon 'Warwick'

4 Nov 2005, 11:37

NRA probes Japanese sex android

Black ops team confronts Osaka cyberminx

26 Aug 2005, 12:02

Androids launch minicab firm

Hard day killing humans? Call a taxi

15 Jul 2005, 13:06

Beware the breast-examining hand of death

Trust me, I'm a robodoc

13 Jul 2005, 11:32

Lizard Army Neo-Mech menaces eBay

Buy it Now! Then die

13 Jul 2005, 10:29

Vampire robonurses hunt in packs

Montana here we come

6 Jun 2005, 14:16

Captain Cyborg gives forth on CNN

Warwick appointed Lizard Army pundit

17 May 2005, 09:22

Cornell Uni develops apocalypse cube

Laser pulse rifles at the ready

13 May 2005, 13:25

Sex android begats Armageddon machine

We're all going to die. Here's why

22 Apr 2005, 16:18

Man executes Chrysler

RoTM™ Newsflash Reg salutes NRA hero

21 Apr 2005, 14:18

Rise of the man-eating cyberloo

Hydraulic urinal of death

24 Mar 2005, 12:23

Sobbing Frenchman recounts Renault Laguna terror ordeal

Automobile satanique

18 Mar 2005, 12:48

Fire-breathing bus attacks South London

Hysterical Londoners flee renewed assault

14 Mar 2005, 14:27

Dyson unleashes self-replicating hoover

Bagless assassin menaces humanity

11 Mar 2005, 13:27

Battling teen crushes roboarm menace

Arm-wrestle this, lizard spawn

8 Mar 2005, 15:59

French join motorised Lizard Alliance

Killer Citroën taunts humanity

22 Feb 2005, 12:21

Lizard Army develops copulating robot

Plus, kamikaze SUV totals Houston home

11 Feb 2005, 14:18

We are Zogg: The Cuddly Menace

Chilling Lizard Army manifesto

9 Feb 2005, 14:02

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